Some funny english jokes I found some days ago. Here they are :)

Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"

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Mage: What should I give my girlfriend for unzipping?
Kevin: Ummm. Ten bucks?
Mage: No, I mean like, WinZip?

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Paul: You're welcome to stay with me overnight, but you'll have to make your own bed.
Saul: That's no problem.
Paul: OK, here's a hammer and saw.

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Customer: May I try on that blue suit in the window?
Salesman: No, sir. You'll have to use the dressing room.

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Q: Which travels faster - heat or cold?
A: Heat. You can catch cold.